A little tequila, a little dance, a little party in your pants. — Kay Kudukis
It’s Cinco de Mayo again, happens every damn year — and we’re very happy about that. Before we get into where to go and what to do, let’s clarify a few misconceptions about the day.
Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day. That date is actually September 16 (someone needs to get on that right away, we always need another reason to drink tequila).
Cinco de Mayo is the celebration of one, count ’em, one battle. And that battle was the Battle of Puebla. The players in the battle: 6,000 French troops vs. 2,000 ragtag, poorly supplied but determined Mexicans. The battle raged from daybreak to early evening, and when the smoke cleared, the French had lost nearly 500 soldiers, while fewer than 100 Mexicans lost their lives. Viva la Puebla!
In 1863, the first Cinco de Mayo celebrations began in southern border states like California, and always ready for a reason to break out the tequila, in the United States it’s been a jammin’ party ever since. That bolded part is important because the only people in Mexico that celebrate the day are the Pueblans. No banks are closed, the mail still comes, no parades, and no parties.
But thankfully we’re hedonists, and our own worst enemy (have you ever experienced a tequila hangover? Death seems preferable at the time). Here’s a list of all of the local spots for great Mexican food and getting your tequila on in moderation:
Las Casuelas Terraza — expect a Mariachi Band, and much more
Las Cazuelas Original — the food is terrific
Felipe’s — great food and margaritas, family owned
JJ’s Mexican Oasis — family owned and delicious Cadillac margaritas
Loco Charlie’s — off of Sunrise near the Albertsons, it’s a “joint” but the food is fabulous (and the drinks are, too)
Tac/Quila — upscale Mexican seafood, and the design is super
La Bonita’s — haven’t been, but I hear it’s good
Maracas — great people watching
El Patio — run by Felipe’s
La Perlita — way off the beaten path, but it’s got some great food and drinks
El Taco Asado — authentic Mexican food and full bar
Blue Coyote Bar and Grill — right downtown
Rio Azul — on Indian Canyon, and I hear it’s terrific
El Patron — best for people watching
Sancho’s — breakfast and lunch, brand spankin’ new
And here are the only two places, right now, that are having full-blown, advertised Cinco de Mayo celebrations:
Margo Rey and an All-Star Latin Jazz Band at Jazzville (Cascade Lounge at Agua Caliente Casino Palm Springs)
If you don’t drink, you can alway eat, and all of the above have terrific food. Those who celebrate events with cannabis should jump on the Cannabus for one of their Express Tours. Dispensaries now have beverages for consumption, as well as powders to put in your soda water (never ever put it in an unsuspecting person’s drink or meal, or you might end up in jail like these ladies did. Rude!). Make sure to read the dosage labels, like I didn’t — I ended up riding a light beam into the deepest recesses of my mind. It was fun, but not for everyone.
As always, consume everything responsibly, and grabs some Beano before you go!